2001-04-28 - 5:27 p.m.

Guilty Admission #1:

Latest fetish song from Radio Rock D�tente: L� bas by Corey Hart and Julie Masse. Imagine Corey Hart without his sunglasses, all grown up, and singing with his wife of several years. He sings better in French, too.

Guilty Admission #2:

This latest attempt at making something beneficial for my body and yet containing no animal products (read: vegan slop) has failed miserably and I'm currently trying to make it better by adding spices of various kinds. Unfortunately it's not working. Never cook these things together for eating:

Water

Artichoke hearts

Can of tomato paste

Romano beans

Texturised Vegetable Protein flakes

One Yam

One Potato

Spinach

I'll just pour some ketchup over it and neither me nor the vegan slop will speak of this again.